Psychotic People

What is it about a full moon that brings out psychotics out in full force? This morning before the butt crack of dawn the neighbor across the road decided to take psychosis to a whole new level.

I guess she started around four o'clock this morning screaming and yelling from across the street about a rooster crowing....duh rosters crow. I vaguely remember waking partially up to our three dogs barking around 430. Apparantly the dogs were trying to tell us the psychotic bitch was on the prowl. Maybe calling her psychotic isn't fair considering she seems to have an alcohol problem and possibly drug problem....nah its fair to say. Anyhoo. Around five this morning Momma and Gerald headed to their respected works and the bitch decided it was a good time to come over for a friendly psychotic visit. Around 530 I was rudely awakened by dogs going apeshit and a screaming woman. (I'm sooo not a morning person, I'm usually like a grizzly when i first wake up. If I get rudely awakened I'm like a rabid grizzly.) I stormed to the front door where the psychotic screaming was coming from and threw open the door. As I stepped out I drew back my fist and was ready to knock the bitch out Alicia and April stopped me. All I wanted to do was knock her ass out so I could go back to sleep.....problem solved. Now I had no clue April and Alicia were out there already and it was a good thing they did stop me cuz the bitch had a knife. OK knife isnt an accurate description she had a huge ass dagger. Well needless to say there went the grand idea of going back to sleep. I remember Alicia tellin the bitch that she would call the cops if the bitch didnt leave. Fuck that.... I took Alicia's phone and called 911 myself. My rabid grizzly ass was wanting to go back to bed. So as I am talking to the 911 dispatcher the bitch held up the dagger and proceeded to come towards me which I not so nicely responded "dont come at me with that fuckin knife". Needless to say I heard the dispatcher on the other end telling all responding vehicles to step up their responses. The dispatcher advised us to go back inside till the officers got there....duh why didnt we think of that. Oh wait I know why I didnt, cuz I was pissed off and all i wanted to do was shut the bitch up so i could go back to hibernating. Within a minute of us going back inside four patrol cars showed up and the psychotic bitch had retreated to her house. As the officers were across the street they asked us if we wanted to press charges. I yelled "hell yes I want to press charges she came at us with a fucking knife". While the cops were placing her under arrest April and Alicia filled me in on everything that had transpired before I was woken up.

Needless to say after the sun was coming up the bitch was on her way to jail and I was finally on my way back to hibernating after filling out all that damned paperwork. As of tonight she has not posted bond and is still sitting in county jail, hopefully being fitted for an "i love me jacket". At least tonight I should be able to hibernate without any incidents.